Yes, this page is about me. By reading this page you agree to giving me attention. Now.
“All I want is some goddamn attention!”
“Uhm… could I like, get some attention? PLEASE!?”
“Oohh.. life isn’t fair to the Boobaloos..”
–People I am trying to get attention from and they are not giving it to me
“I want attention.. and I want it now!”
“Hey, if you don’t give me attention I will murder your family.”